Cleaning the loo...
Drop two Alka Seltzer
tablets in the toilet bowl, wait twenty minutes, then brush and flush.
The citric acid and effervescent action make short work of yuk and
bring the sparkle back to vitreous china.
Removing stains from a vase or cruet...
Fill the vessel with water and drop in two of the fizzing tablets.
All will glisten...
Drop two Alka Seltzers into a glass of water and immerse your jewelry for two minutes.
For a cleaner beverage...
Fill your thermos with water, drop in four seltzer tablets and soak for an hour (or perhaps longer if necessary).
It's an absolute drain...
Clear
the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down it. Follow
with a cup of white vinegar; wait a few minutes; and run the hot water.
Perhaps
these will leave you in stitches, but they all really work. I tried
them after a customer sent me the list a long time ago.